- Voting problems?
They say voting machines are safe, but every time I press “Vote for the Future,” it flashes “Are you sure?” - Election Signs:
Why don’t we ever see election signs in front of prisons? Because everyone inside is already experienced in running! - Political Spectrum Problems:
Left or right? I’m starting to think this election is less about politics and more like a horrible game of “Would You Rather.” - Last-Minute Promises:
Politicians are like end-of-season sales – they make promises they never intend to keep just to clear out inventory before the next term. - Two-Party System:
The two-party system is basically like asking, “Do you want your plane to crash in the mountains, or the ocean?” - Voting at Home:
Voting from home is great, except for that moment when you realize you’re running a political debate between you, yourself, and the cat. - Campaign Merchandise:
If I see one more “I Voted” sticker, I’m putting on my “I Was Lied To” shirt. - Post-Election Workout:
The post-election diet: eating my words, swallowing my pride, and cutting back on social media for emotional weight loss. - The Debate Drinking Game:
I tried playing the debate drinking game. Every time someone avoided the question, I took a sip… and now I need a new liver. - Counting Votes:
Counting votes is like waiting for a slow WiFi connection. You keep wondering, “Why is this taking so long?!”
Monthly Archives: October 2024
Update: Shooting Investigation
Story Harvested From Saint John Police Dept
Update: October 29, 2024, 7:30 p.m.
On Monday, October 28, 2024, the accused was arrested without incident and remains in custody. He was found to be in possession of a loaded firearm during the arrest.
The Saint John Police would like to thank the public for their assistance.
File: 24-8134
The Saint John Police is requesting the public’s assistance in locating Rye Watt, who is wanted in relation to a weapons offense investigation.
It is reported that:
On Saturday, October 26, 2024, at approximately 8:44 p.m., police responded to a report that someone was shot in the 10-block of Richmond Street.
On arrival, officers located a 28-year-old man who had allegedly been shot. He was transported to the hospital and treated for serious injuries.
The Saint John Police Major Crime Unit were called to investigate. The scene was searched by patrol officers, a canine unit, as well as a member of the Forensic Identification section.
21-year-old Rye WATT is wanted in connection with this incident as a result of the investigation conducted by Saint John Police. WATT is also wanted in relation to a Canada-Wide warrant for being unlawfully at large that was issued on October 26, 2024.
Watt is described as approximately 5’7 inches tall, 150 lbs. He has brown hair, thick eyebrows, and a thin moustache/goatee.
Investigators are appealing for witnesses or anyone in the area that has dash-cam or video surveillance of the incident at the time it occurred.
Police are warning the public to not approach the suspect. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Saint John Police Force at 1-506-648-3333, or if you wish to remain anonymous, contact Crimestoppers at 1-800-222-8477 or 1-800-222-T.I.P.S.
The Saint John Police Force would like to thank the public for their assistance.
For more news, visit News | Saint John Police Force
Exciting Day at the Port
📢 Exciting Day at the Port! 🛳️✨
Today, October 29th, we’re thrilled to welcome two of the last three ships of the season into our harbor! Both the Jewel of the Seas and Azamara Journey are docking today, bringing travelers from around the world to enjoy the beauty and charm of our vibrant city. 🌊🍂
Jewel of the Seas
These stunning vessels mark the close of a fantastic season of visits, and we’re so proud to have been part of their journey. If you’re in town, make sure to swing by the port and catch a glimpse of these gorgeous ships—it’s not every day we get to host such grandeur!
Azamara Journey
Thank you to all the passengers and crew for making this a memorable season. Wishing everyone safe travels, whether you’re setting off on new adventures or headed back home. 🧳✨
U.S. Election Countdown: Just One Week Away!
🗳️ U.S. Election Countdown: Just One Week Away! 🗳️
With only seven days left until Election Day, the latest polls are showing an unexpected twist—Trump and Harris are neck and neck! 📊 Despite months of speculation and surprises, it’s hard for many to believe the race is this close.
Across the country, people are watching with bated breath as the final days of campaigning heat up. Each candidate is pulling out all the stops to secure every last undecided vote. From rally speeches to rapid-fire ads, the stakes couldn’t be higher for both sides. 🔥
As we approach November 5th, voter turnout will be crucial. This election cycle has brought intense debates and a renewed urgency, especially with issues like the economy, healthcare, and national security at the forefront. With so much riding on this election, the closeness in polling adds a layer of unpredictability that will keep us all guessing until the very last ballot is counted. 🗳️🇺🇸
Don’t sit this one out—get informed, stay engaged, and make your vote count!