What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad “elf”!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner?
They pull Quistmas Quackers!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho!
What is Santa’s Favorite model railroad scale?
HO, HO, HO!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it ‘soots’ him!
What does Santa pay every month?
Jingle Bills!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
Where does Santa go when he’s sick?
To the elf center!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
What is Santa’s favorite Railroad?
The Santa Fe!
Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!