Because some relationships don’t work out!

Hot, because you can catch cold!

It had a virus!

Nacho cheese!

A coconut on vacation!

In case he got a hole in one!

They’d crack each other up!

I’ll meet you at the corner!

Frostbite!

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Igloos it together!

An impasta!

They don’t have the guts!

A gummy bear!

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Because you can see right through them!

Stop procrastinating… starting tomorrow!

Because it was two-tired!

A carrot!

Because then it would be a foot!

Between us, something smells!

Because it had too many problems!

Because he was outstanding in his field!

A meowtain.

Because it’s snow joke how cool it is!

To start the year off cool!

It had been bubbling with excitement all year long!

When everyone starts counting and you realize you’re not the only one who’s bad at math!

Something that goes in one year and out the other!

Canada began their 2025 IIHF World Junior Championship campaign with a commanding 4-0 victory over Finland on December 26, 2024, at the Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa.

Red Deer Advocate

Gavin McKenna opened the scoring late in the first period, capitalizing on his own rebound.

Canadian Halal

Early in the second period, Easton Cowan extended Canada’s lead to 2-0.

CJME

In the third period, Luca Pinelli, playing in front of his home crowd, added a third goal.

CJME

Defenseman Matthew Schaefer sealed the victory with an empty-net goal in the final seconds.

CJME

Goaltender Carter George was instrumental in the win, stopping all 31 shots he faced to earn the shutout.

Sporting News

This victory marks a strong start for Canada as they aim to secure their 21st gold medal in the tournament’s history.

Red Deer Advocate

Their next game is scheduled against Latvia

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