To start the year off cool!
It had been bubbling with excitement all year long!
When everyone starts counting and you realize you’re not the only one who’s bad at math!
Something that goes in one year and out the other!
How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh?
What do you call an old snowman?
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
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Because they’re shellfish!
What do elves learn in school?
What’s Santa’s favorite breakfast?
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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